Fed holds 3.50–3.75% in historic 8-4 split as hawkish dissenters signal removal of easing bias; Trump locks in months-long Iran blockade as WTI surges 8.3% to $108/bbl and US gas hits 4-year high of $4.23/gal; UAE quits OPEC effective May 1; Atlanta Fed finalizes Q1 GDPNow at 1.2%, 110 bps below 2.3% consensus ahead of Thursday’s advance GDP + Core PCE release.
MIB: Stagflation Trap — Fed Splits 8-4, WTI +8%, GDPNow 1.2%, Mag-4 Beats Fail to Lift the Tape
MIB: Triple Shock — OpenAI Revenue Miss, UAE Exits OPEC, and Trump Rejects Iran’s Hormuz Deal Ahead of $700B AI Earnings Week
OpenAI missed revenue and user targets (WSJ), gutting AI chip stocks — AMAT -5.87%, KLAC -4.79%, AVGO -4.39%; Nasdaq -1.01%. UAE quit OPEC after 58 years, effective May 1. Trump rejected Iran’s Hormuz reopening proposal — Brent hit $112.70 intraday, US gas $4.18/gal (highest since Aug 2022). Powell’s final FOMC opened Tuesday. Coca-Cola (+3.86%), Visa, and Starbucks all beat and raised guidance. GOOGL/MSFT/META Wednesday — $700B AI capex on trial.
MIB: $4 Gas, $113 Oil, and a Tuesday Deadline — Iran War Tax Hits Main Street as CPI Bomb Looms
Iran ceasefire talks collapse; Trump’s Tuesday 8pm deadline threatens escalation (WTI $112.87/bbl). March CPI due Friday: +1% MoM forecast, sharpest spike since 2022. Tesla Q1 delivers 358K vs. 365K expected, 50K vehicles unsold (TSLA -2.15%); JPMorgan’s $145 target stands. Trump signs 100% pharma tariffs on branded drug imports. S&P 500 +0.45% on ceasefire hope; VIX elevated at 24.17. Gas $4.11/gallon — up 38% since war began.
