S&P 500 and Nasdaq closed at all-time records for a sixth straight session — PLTR +8.17%, ORCL +6.67% on JPMorgan’s ‘fourth hyperscaler’ call, AMD +4.55% — while Q1 GDP was revised to 1.6% and corporate profits collapsed -0.4% vs. +5.7% consensus. April PCE held at 3.8% with personal income flat, widening the consumer spending gap. LLY +4.05%: CVS Caremark restored Zepbound and approved oral GLP-1 Foundayo. Anthropic closed $65B at $965B. FOMC split: Williams holds; Musalem warns AI can’t rescue the Fed.
MIB Daily: Record Day Six, Worst Profit Quarter in Six — PLTR +8.17%, ORCL +6.67%; PCE 3.8% Locks the Fed; Own Government AI, Fade the Grid
MIB: Record S&P 500, AMD +18.6%, and a Hawkish Fed Pivot — Three Conflicting Signals on the Same Day
Markets hit all-time highs as Iran peace deal optimism crashed WTI -6% and AMD surged +18.6% on blowout Q1 earnings — Data Center +57%, Q2 guide $11.2B vs. $10.5B consensus; S&P +1.46%, Nasdaq 100 +2.09%. NVIDIA reclaimed $5T market cap on a $3.2B Corning optical deal. ADP April +109K sets up Friday’s binary NFP (range: 55K–165K). Fed’s Musalem and Goolsbee both turned hawkish, flagging rate hike scenarios even as oil crashed — April CPI May 12 is now pivotal.
MIB: Triple Catalyst Day — Iran Ceasefire Crashes Oil, Record Bank Earnings Lift S&P Past 7,000, Trump Threatens Fed Independence
Trump threatens to fire Powell by May if he doesn’t resign, rattling bond markets. Oil crashes 7.87% as Iran ceasefire extended — Trump says war ‘very close to over.’ Fed Beige Book warns gas at $4/gallon and hiring freezes spreading. IEA sees first global oil demand decline since COVID. S&P 500 hits record 7,022 — above 7,000 for the first time. Tesla rockets 8% on AI5 chip milestone (UBS upgrades from Sell). BAC, MS, BLK all post record/near-record Q1 earnings.
