The Strait of Hormuz blockade sent WTI +7.94% and gasoline to a 4-year high of $4.30/gal, while the FOMC’s historic 8-4 split collapsed rate-cut probability from 59% to ~22.5% — stagflation confirmed as the Fed’s base-case bind. Alphabet’s Cloud +63% YoY drove Nasdaq above 25,000 for the first time; Meta’s $145B capex raise was punished -8.65% — the week AI demanded proof of ROI. Eli Lilly: Mounjaro $8.66B (+125% YoY), guidance raised to $82–85B.
MIB Digest: Hormuz Stagflation, Nasdaq 25K, and the Week AI Stopped Taking Capex on Faith
MIB: Record Nasdaq, Collapsing Breadth — Apple Hides a Market That’s Quietly Breaking Down
Apple Q2 beat drove AAPL +3.24% and Nasdaq 100 to a record, but 8 of 11 sectors fell and VIX rose — mega-cap AI, not a broad advance. UAE exited OPEC+ after 60 years, threatening cartel discipline while WTI fell 2.45%. Trump imposed 25% EU auto tariffs violating the 2025 framework; EU retaliation across agriculture and tech is unpriced. ISM Prices hit 84.6% while Manufacturing Employment fell to 46.4% — stagflation crystallizing. Pentagon cleared eight companies for classified AI networks; ORCL +6.47%.
ECONOMY: U.S 1Q2026 Report
The Q1 2026 GDP advance estimate prints at 2.0% on three non-repeatable tailwinds — a federal payroll rebound, a tariff-driven inventory surge, and an AI capex pulse accounting for up to 79% of the print on a gross basis. Strip those out and the underlying pace is closer to the high-1s. Core PCE jumped 160 basis points in a single quarter to 4.3%. The Fed cannot cut into 4% inflation and cannot hike into a slowing consumer. The policy trap is set.
